I was in the supermarket check out line this morning, and you know that's the time for checking out the latest gossip!
There was a cover story in one of the magazines about the Red Carpet opening of the Met exhibit on Schiaparelli and Prada.
It took five seconds on the internet to find a slide show of the dresses. (Gentlemen-if any of you even come on this thread-you will like the images too, I promise)
http://www.thedailybeast.com/galleri...la.html#slide1
Commentary: (I know, who do I think I am? But it's fun. You all have opinions, you know you do!

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The good stuff first:
Eva Mendes is gorgeous and she is a vision in her tangerine Prada dress.
Hillary Swank has a perfect body.
Ivanka Trump is lovely, and she knows how to rock a dress.
Rene Zellwiger's dress was beautiful, I think, in a sort of retro way.
The rest:
Anna Wintour had what looked like a lobster on the front of her dress. Don't lobsters eat each other? Even their young? Symbolism anyone?
Sarah Jessica Parker continues to be the homeliest woman in the entertainment industry, and this time the dress is ugly too. This is not a Little House On The Prairie reunion.
Chloe Sevigne-There just are no words.
Hedi Klum really needs to get a surgical lift, or she needs to wear undergarments. Did you look in the mirror before you left the house, girl?
Rachael Zoe and Anja Rubik need an intervention and a hospital stay for anorexia.
Sophia Vergara-Sophia, you are starting to disappoint me. Trust me, any of these designers would be happy to design a dress for you. Stop starving yourself trying to get into a model size two or four. Your face is starting to age. You were so beautiful as you were.
And then there's Beyonce. Oh, Lord. All I can say is that this slide show did everybody a favor by not posting the back view. Unfortunately for her and the readers of the magazine, you can see the back view there. I know she had a baby not long ago, but she's young. If she doesn't take the weight off now, she never will. And then there's the whole question of why on earth you'd wear a see through dress and let anyone else in the world see that. IT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE, GIRL!

Not to mention vulgar and inappropriate. Some good taste and discretion, please. And if not that, a better mirror in your bathroom, and some glasses. SHEEESH!
I could say more, but I'm afraid God will punish me as it is for being so mean. So, take a look yourselves.
Segnalibri