A WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


A MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnastic nymphomaniac with
huge boobs, who owns a bar on a golf course
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
The End

For some strange reason the first poem makes a LOT OF SENSE to me, but the second one doesn't. and I have no idea why.. LOL

For me it is the second part that makes sense :-)

didn't know you are good at literature paulo

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"you can't please all people, but you can please yourself" the great philosopher NOURAN

that's the poem i was looking for
paolo, could u plz write some words for me (rhyme or not ) to give it to someone special ?

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What is a friendship? A soul dwelling in two bodies

they both don't make sense to me
if you want money then get yourself a job, and it's not really that hard to pull your chair or open your door, also why wait for the other person's decission wether to call or not, if you want to talk to someone GET THEIR PHONE NUMBER AND JUST CALL THEM !
and I've never tried golf before but I don't think I'd wish for a golf course, how about something less boring like basketball or football, also it's not that hard to go fishing so you don't really need someone to send you, JUST GO!

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"you can't please all people, but you can please yourself" the great philosopher NOURAN