The Stimulus Bill provides for an even handed distribution.
The movers and the shakers will get the stimulus and the taxpayer will get the bill.
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Hilary Clinton, Barbra Boxer and Michelle Obama are flying passenger jet to evidence their alliance with the common man.
The jet loses power and is in danger of crashing.
Clinton reaches into her purse, takes out and puts on all her jewelry saying that when they see how rich she is, they will rescue her first.
Boxer takes off her blouse and bra, saying that when they see how well endowed she is, they will save her first.
Obama takes off her skirt and pantyhose, saying that they will save her because they always search for the black box first.