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Old 01-20-2007, 05:05 PM
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Default What a drag it is getting old

A friend of mine send me this list:
**35 YEARS AFTER**

1972: Long hair
2007: Longing for hair

1972: The perfect high
2007: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1972: KEG
2007: EKG

1972: Acid rock
2007: Acid reflux

1972: Moving to California because it's cool
2007: Moving to California because it's warm

1972: Growing pot
2007: Growing pot belly

1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1972: Seeds and stems
2007: Roughage

1972: Popping pills, smoking joints
2007: Popping joints

1972: Killer weed
2007: Weed killer

1972: Hoping for a BMW
2007: Hoping for a BM

1972: The Grateful Dead
2007: Dr. Kevorkian

1972: Going to a new, hip joint
2007: Receiving a new hip joint

1972: Rolling Stones
2007: Kidney Stones

1972: Being called into the principal's office
2007: Calling the principal's office

1972: Screw the system
2007: Upgrade the system

1972: Disco
2007: Costco

1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1972: Taking acid
2007: Taking antacid
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