A guy named Villa dies and goes straight to Hell.

The Devil greets him at the entrance and takes him to the room in which he will spend eternity.

Satan informs him that he will spend his days at the beach and his nights in the room.

The residents, noting Villa's prescence, begin making remarks such as: 'The neighborhood is going to...'
... well, where ever neighborhoods go when you are already there.

When old Satan opens the door to the room, Villa sees a beautiful blonde reclining on a silk sheeted bed; near the bed is a silver wine cooler containing a bottle of vintage champagne and soft music could be heard in the background.

“This is Hell?” Villa says in disbelief.

“Yes”, Satan replies, “The temperature at the beach is 609 degrees,the bottle has holes in its bottom and the blonde doesn’t!”

Yes, I suppose that would be hell for a straight man. lol

Why did you use the name Villa? Did the origonal joke use the name Villa?

No, I am trying to pull Villa's chain.

Oh okay!

When I first read the title I thought it was a joke about Villa. An inside joke between the two of you. Then I read the joke and thought the origional joke happened to use the name Villa.

Some of you confuse me with your inside jokes. lol

A guy named McCain dies and goes straight to Hell.

The Devil greets him at the entrance and takes him to the room in which he will spend eternity.

The residents, noting McCain's prescence, begin making remarks such as: 'The neighborhood is going to...'
... well, where ever neighborhoods go when you are already there.

When old Satan opens the door to the room, McCain sees a beautiful blonde reclining on a silk sheeted bed; near the bed is a silver wine cooler containing a bottle of vintage champagne and soft music could be heard in the background.

“This is Hell?” McCain says in disbelief.

“Yes”, Satan replies, “You see the bottle has holes in its bottom and the blonde doesn’t!”

Now that's funny!!!

Cheers Villa!

salute.......cin cin!

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