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Old 08-25-2009, 04:48 PM
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A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Alessandro was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."


Surprised, Alessandro reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.
The sex finally ends and, again, Alessandro smiles and asks, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."


Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Alessandro reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Alessandro falls onto his back, gasping.


Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian".
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Old 08-27-2009, 03:46 AM
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Default Re: Un altro scherzo...

LOL Great joke. Do you have Alessandro's e-mail???
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Old 08-27-2009, 04:19 AM
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Sadly, I do not. However, you could have a great vacation in Roma, looking for him. I should caution you - there seem to be many Alessandro's in Italy so you should demand proof of his identity!
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Old 08-27-2009, 10:55 PM
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LOL, it will be easy to get a proof :-) Do you think all Alessandros in Italy are that capable???
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Old 08-27-2009, 11:00 PM
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Default Re: Un altro scherzo...

Paolo, it just occured to me that your middle name is Alessandro. Any connection? LOL
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:12 AM
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LOL, it will be easy to get a proof :-) Do you think all Alessandros in Italy are that capable???
From everything Italian men say the are ALL that capable!
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Default Re: Un altro scherzo...

LOL nice joke, I could really picture it in my head (kudos alex!)
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Default Re: Un altro scherzo...

I can easily picter it too :-)

so Paolo, considering your middle name is Alessandro, are you related to the guy in the story? :-) LOL
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Sorry I just returned from Italy -
Yes my middle name is Alessandro and I am middle aged but unfortunately I do not know any Norvegian :-(
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Sorry I just returned from Italy -
Yes my middle name is Alessandro and I am middle aged but unfortunately I do not know any Norvegian :-(
But do you know Finish?
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