An Israeli doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says, 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A Russian doctor says, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can
take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks.'

An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says, 'You guys are way
behind; we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in The
White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for
work.'

How could you be so mean?

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hahahahaaa
have u really had one like this ?? 0.o

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