Hi Frank, I have told people your goat/motorcycle joke and everyone loves it!!! The hard part though is telling it and making it through without laughing so hard myself that they can't understand what I'm saying!! LOLOL

Ah my little grasshopper, I am a wise old man, emphasis on wise please

go ahead and show off, you've earned it
I understand you've been doing some gardening lately, but "a grass hopper"? I don't get it,

Nouran, it was a quote from a "kung fu" programme a while back on TV - the Sensai (if that's the correct spelling) was the wise old man advising his pupil. (Don't mention the "old" bit to Danno though - he's still young!)

I missed that joke, please send the link.

Thanks Mark, the show was called Kung Fu and here is a you tube link.