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Old 08-28-2008, 07:35 PM
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Posso Darle del Tu?

Un Carabiniere esce, dalla stazione, sempre dalle 11 a l’1. Il marescallo insospettito,

chiama il suo più fedele Carabiniere e spiega lui di spiare l’altro durante quelle ore.

Cinque giorni più tardi il carabiniere «spione» riferisce al marescallo:

«Va a casa sua, va nel suo bagno, va nel suo letto e fa l’amore con sua moglie.»

E il comissario risponde: «E allora, che c’è di male?!».

L’altro dice: «Ma scusi, posso darle del tu?».

«Si, si.»

«Allora va a casa "tua," va nel "tuo" bagno, va nel "tuo" letto, e fa l’amore con "tua" moglie!»
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Old 08-28-2008, 07:43 PM
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Very very funny Villa, thanks.
Impossible to understand without a good Italian though.
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Hey - I'm not a "good Italian" but I understand it! Molto divertente, Villa!
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bravo villa !!!! It explains very well the difference between 'lei' & 'tu' !
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LOL I've heard this one before, except that it was the director of a bankthat wanted to spy on one of his clerks. Cheers.
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