“The Italian engagement that got carried away over goat’s milk”.
Two young lovers that lived in a small town of Italy were dating for 4 years. Maria’s father was very concerned with this long period of romance and decided that he would have a heart to heart talk with her boyfriend Giancarlo. The father told Giancarlo that he could no longer see his daughter Maria unless he purchased an engagement ring.
Poor Giancarlo worked on a farm up in the hills surrounding the small town. Two weeks had past since Giancarlo had made love with Maria. One hot sunny morning, while milking his goat, Giancarlo began to have sexual fantasies. He could no longer resist his sexual desires and began to make love to his goat. The goat started to panic and quickly raced down the hill with Giancarlo’s sausage still inside the goats behind. Both attached to each other they zoomed straight into town and across Maria’s house. There at the front door was Maria’s father in total shock and yells out
OH! Maria...guarda...guarda...che bastardo di Giancarlo, non ha voluto acquistare un anello per mia figlia...e invece ha comprato un nouva motore a ciclo!
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