Well today is passover so I will post Jewish joke:



There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief
Samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known
world that he was searching for a chief.

A year passed, and only three people applied for the very
demanding position: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai, and a
Jewish Samurai.

The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate
why he should be the chief Samurai. The Japanese Samurai opened a
matchbox, and out popped a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword. The
bumblebee dropped dead, chopped in half.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!" The emperor then
issued the same challenge to the Chinese Samurai, to come in and
demonstrate why he should be chosen. The Chinese Samurai also
opened a matchbox and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh,
whoosh! The fly dropped dead, chopped into four small pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"
Now the emperor turned to the Jewish Samurai, and asked him to
demonstrate why he should be the chief Samurai. The Jewish Samurai
opened a matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went
Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, said, "Very ambitious, but
why is that gnat not dead?"

The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said, "Circumcision is not meant to kill."

This funny, really funny LOL