Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are
interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore——-under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. ?Is
that true? ?Where can it be found?
A: Yes. ?Matthew 14:92: ‘And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly— –wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses
Q: Seriously! ?What can I do for these crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.