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Old 02-20-2009, 09:31 PM
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An old man and his son are walking beside there donkey on a hot, dusty road.

Passersby begin to comment that the boy should be riding on the strong burro and not walking.

The boy mounts the donkey and soon the passersby begin to find fault with the strong young man riding while his old father walks.

The father mounts the donkey and again those who pass them on the road begin to find fault with the two strong men burdening the animal with their weight.

The two dismount, cut down and fashion a pole from a small tree.

They tie the donkey's feet together insert the pole through them and hoist the animal to their shoulders.

They have to cross a swaying suspension bridge over a ravine; when the reach the center they lose their footing and are forced to throw the donkey into the abyss to save themselves.

The moral of this story is that if you try to please everybody, you’re bound to lose your ass!

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Old 02-20-2009, 10:02 PM
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YouTube - Funniest italian joke ever !!

1 min 8 sec - Oct 1, 2007 -






Italian Donkey Time. 12004 views .... As long as you don't lift donkey balls. ... ahhaaa, proper jokes. and whats with thte whole

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Old 02-20-2009, 10:42 PM
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An old man and his son are walking beside there donkey on a hot, dusty road.

Passersby begin to comment that the boy should be riding on the strong burro and not walking.

The boy mounts the donkey and soon the passersby begin to find fault with the strong young man riding while his old father walks.

The father mounts the donkey and again those who pass them on the road begin to find fault with the two strong men burdening the animal with their weight.

The two dismount, cut down and fashion a pole from a small tree.

They tie the donkey's feet together insert the pole through them and hoist the animal to their shoulders.

They have to cross a swaying suspension bridge over a ravine; when the reach the center they lose their footing and are forced to throw the donkey into the abyss to save themselves.

The moral of this story is that if you try to please everybody, you’re bound to lose your ass!
Don't make it your last post - yes, some of the jokes offended some people, but then some of the political posts (by others) offended many more. Keep up the jokes (none racist/sexist/offensive) and join in the Italy related discussions!
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:53 PM
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Hey - I like your jokes. Don't go !
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:56 PM
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What do you mean this is your last post ! There are cry babies and whiners on every forum do not let that get you down , keep the jokes coming ******
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Old 02-20-2009, 11:28 PM
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I agree with mark
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Old 02-21-2009, 01:05 AM
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I also agree with Marco.
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Old 02-21-2009, 04:37 AM
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Ti prego, ti prego ti prego non lasciarmi. Non posso neanche immaginare la mia vita senza te.
Per favore dimmi che resterai qui per sempre. Tu sei la mia ossessione. Senza di te non c'e
sole nel cielo. Moriro senza di te! M'impazzisco senza di te! Il mondo e vuoto senza di te!
Senza di te tutto finira! Se mi lasci t'amazzo! Aiutami, sono disperato!
Ti prego qualsiasi cosa, ma non mi lasciare. Chiedimi qualsiasi cosa e la farò. Io ti adoro,
ti amo, ma non mi lasciare. Farò tutto quello che vuoi tu, sarò la tua serva, sarò la tua schiava,
ma non mi lasciare. Non posso vivere senza di te. Tu mi hai insegnato tutto, che cos è l amore,
che cos è il sesso. Rispondimi, perchè non dici niente? Non andartene, vuoi fare l amore con me?
Adesso, subito? Rispondimi! ... XD XD XD

JOHNNY STECCHiNO - SCENA iNiZiALE | video de Roberto Benigni - [ Translate this page ]JOHNNY STECCHiNO - SCENA iNiZiALE. "E lui che t ha detto?!" e "facci vedere il tuo Ministero!" Roberto Benigni, un genio. Questa la scena iniziale di uno ...
http://www.cine5x.com/actores/robert...-iniziale.html - 18k - Cached - Similar pages

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I only have 2 words 4 u:
doooooooooon't goooooooooooo
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Old 02-22-2009, 05:06 AM
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I only have 2 words 4 u:
doooooooooon't goooooooooooo
Someone, Your name in Italian is qualcuno.
Did you ever think of that?
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