When Mother Teresa arrived in Heaven, she was greeted by God Himself.

After a few pleasantries, God asked Mother Teresa if she was hungry and when she replied in the affirmative, God prepared a sandwich of cold tuna fish on white bread for her.

As Mother T. ate the sandwich she had a clear view of Hell below; the inhabitants were dinning on fine food and vintage wine while dancing to great music.

The next day and the next when God asked her if she was hungry, He prepared the same cold tuna on white for her.

Finally Mother T. said to God: “I don’t want to complain but every one in Hell seems to be having a great time and eating good food; can’t we have something a little bit better?”

To which God replied, “I am sorry Mother Teresa but it just doesn’t pay to cook for two!”

Ciao,

Angelo