Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves .... by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this stuff but me!

LOL

very funny

On a separate note I noticed there is a title, "Senior Member" under my name. I am torn here as the word senior suggests maturity and probably the level of impact on this forum. I also recently started a new job where I'm a Senior Project Mamager.

But I was recently asked to show driver's licence twice while buying first wine and then limoncello (in two separate places). may be some how I can be promoted to the Junior Member with the "senior" level impact on the forum? O I cannot turn the time backwords???? And I will be senior going forward??? Just tinking outloud as it is a hard "title" to accept.