Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old?

Well...you'll love this one.

My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his dds diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too
old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school ..

'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

'when did you graduate?' i asked.

He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

'you were in my class!', i exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.


Then, that
ugly,
old,

bald,

wrinkled,

fat ass,

grey-haired,

decrepit,
son-of-a-bitch asked:

'what did you teach?

O my God, this is histerical. I read this joke to my coworkers.

Thanks Giovanni.