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Old 06-28-2009, 11:58 PM
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Old 06-29-2009, 07:45 AM
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ok .. i'll be the first to throw up what i've sucked
ROTFLMAO!
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"I don't agree with you on that"
as I said "Nobody" disagrees with me


steve: "ROTFLMAO" translation please
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Old 06-29-2009, 09:08 PM
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Rolling off the floor laughing my ass off.
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steve: "ROTFLMAO" translation please
me neither understand it

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Rolling off the floor laughing my ass off.
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ROTFLMAO!
now i got it, Steve
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Old 06-30-2009, 02:19 AM
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"I don't agree with you on that"
as I said "Nobody" disagrees with me


steve: "ROTFLMAO" translation please
You mean I finally stumped you? A testament to your excellent English language skills - I had to resort to an acronym. As Zidane says, it is an acronym for "Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off", absent the comma. The Falcon of the Nile bowled me over with his comment.
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Well Mike, maybe I'm being a monster in thinking this, but imho if you water it down a bit, erase some of the most exxagerated things, what is left would be great suggestions to keep a happy marriage.
Before I share my point of view I would like to state that I'm a very modern woman with two MBAs :-) I work full time and I make good money.

BUT in my personal life I agree with those statements and I live by them. I truly do. I work full time so I cannot cook every night and have warm/cold drinks ready :-) but I do cook very often, I set the table and I do have drinks ready. I also shop for some men. I wash and iron cloths. And I saw. Why? Because I agree with these statements and Zidanie5's comment => this is what keeps the relationship going.

See, the form of life changes with time e.g. we no longer plant crops and hunt rabits every night so that we can have dinner. BUT the core of men and women DON'T CHANGE. I truly believe this is the only way to be in a happy relationship as it reflects the nature of men and women.

And more so, I enjoy cooking especually for men. And I am quite good at it ;-)

Please don't be shocked at this confession :-)
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Hi
I posted the same about a year ago
The perfect American Wife in the 1950s
My point was different however ... you can read in the post
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Yes I confess it. I live with hot models and I replace them every couple of years. Good bye Heidi Klum, leave me alone :-)

So Paolo, are you still changing models every couple of years? Who is the lucky one now? ;-)
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Old 06-30-2009, 08:06 PM
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Personally I don't think it matters who does it, as long as the balance is right. In my relationship, he does the cooking (he's excellent at it) and I do the DIY (and I'm a whizz at this). It works because we respect and appreciate what the other one brings into the relationship.

What about homosexual relationships? How are the "gender roles" divided here?
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I really don't think there's a woman natural roles and a man natural roles, it just erases the concept of being unique. I HATE cooking, I don't even remember actualy cooking anything other than eggs, while some guys love cooking and they are good at it e.g. ghordon ramsey from "hell's kitchen" and many other widely known cooks. I don't think that all women/men share same interests or goals or roles in life just because they belong to the same sex. you like cooking that's great, but that doesn't mean that all women are born with that passion.
I agree with you sienna that a balance needs to be mantained (I guess I'd have to remove you from my blacklist lol) but that balance doesn't need to come in one form only, each couple or any partners of any relationship need to find there own terms and roles that satisfy their different personalities

guys you are right, debating the matter is much funnier


and steve: thanx for thinking I deserve to be the carrier of the title "A person with excellent English language skills" (can't really say the same about you and Arabic lol)
also I'd like to thank zidanie for helping me through the process of understanding "ROTFLMAO" and falco del Nilo for originaly posting a funny post that got steve to respond in his famous word "ROTFLMAO" that I didn't originaly understand which got me to ask for the translation which got zidanie to translate it for me which got steve to announce that the title belongs to me, and also I'd like to thank mike for starting the thread that got us to debate that got falco del Nilo to post a funny post that got steve to respond in his famous word "ROTFLMAO" that I didn't originaly understand which got me to ask for the translation which got zidanie to translate it for me which got steve to announce that the title belongs to me, and let's not forget paolo who makes sure the forum is running great which got us to like posting and starting new threads which got mike to start the thread that got us to debate that got falco del Nilo to post a funny post that got steve to respond in his famous word "ROTFLMAO" that I didn't originaly understand which got me to ..... o you know how it goes got you bored yet?
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