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Old 02-11-2009, 02:57 PM
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O’Bama is approached by the committee that will erect a suitable memorial at his burial place.

Their proposal is expensive and ostentatious.

Replies O’Bama: “Make it something simple, I am only going to use it for three days!

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This is your second anti-obama joke. I take it you don't care for him.

1 min 25 sec - Jul 2, 2006
George Bush performing U2's Sunday Bloody Sunday in the just released video version.. Watch Video about U2,Bush,Sunday by Metacafe.com.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/170941...bloody_sunday/

YouTube - Bushisms

1 min 3 sec - Jan 24, 2006 -






Several examples of President George W. Bush's embarrasing lack of eloquence.

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Sorry, I happen to like the Bushism joke in this case.
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You make the mistake that since I appear to be anti Obama that I am pro Bush; Bush is an idiot who was menu driven by Cheney.

I was among the first Americans into Hiroshima, Japan after the atomic bomb was dropped there on August 6, 1945 (My 19th birthday). What I saw there that day scared the hell out of me and to this day it still causes me sleepless nights.

There are about 30 "suitcase sized" atomic bombs missing from the then Soviet arsenal.

There is a good chance that some of them are already planted here in America. Obama is further endangering us by taking an anti-torture stance when it comes to getting information out of terrorists.

Speed in doing so could avert an atomic holocaust; he is ill equipped to handle the Office of the President.

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There is a good chance that some of them are already planted here in America. Obama is further endangering us by taking an anti-torture stance when it comes to getting information out of terrorists.
I don't want to go into a poltiical debate since this is the joke forum, but I believe torturing is against the rule for the United Nations. I just wanted to point that out. Hopefully I don't sound disrespectful.

By the way,

Thank you for serving the country. I have a habit of saying that when I know someone fought in a war.

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If we are going to start a political debate in this thread i will remove it. This is the joke section.
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Ummmm.....I just wanted to know if I was once again dumb an didn't know squat. That's they only reason I wrote what I wrote. Just to clarify.
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LOL. Nice joke.
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Funny Joke, easy to poke fun at the president no matter who they are. What's not funny is the comment "he is ill equipped to handle the Office of the President" NO one was more ill equipped to handle the White house than Bush/Cheney administration. Look at the US now, that should answer the question of who is ill equipped. Sorry Joe, but I couldn't help making that political comment.

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You make the mistake that since I appear to be anti Obama that I am pro Bush; Bush is an idiot who was menu driven by Cheney.

I was among the first Americans into Hiroshima, Japan after the atomic bomb was dropped there on August 6, 1945 (My 19th birthday). What I saw there that day scared the hell out of me and to this day it still causes me sleepless nights.

There are about 30 "suitcase sized" atomic bombs missing from the then Soviet arsenal.

There is a good chance that some of them are already planted here in America. Obama is further endangering us by taking an anti-torture stance when it comes to getting information out of terrorists.

Speed in doing so could avert an atomic holocaust; he is ill equipped to handle the Office of the President.

Respectfully,
Angelo Fragapane
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He is risen!-navy.jpg

I have been all over the world both in war and in peace; I came from a poor Italian imigrant family and today I am independtly wealthy.

I did not arrive at this point in my life by accident. I am deeply saddened by the the state of affairs that my country finds itself in AND IT WILL GET WORSE, MUCH WORSE! The Obama Presidency will be a failed enterprise.

The picture? There is a cemetery in Hawaii called the Punch Bowl. It is the resting place for thousands of young American servicemen; many of these men looked like this when they were killed.

Death denied them the opportunity to reap the rewards of their sacrificial service; the country they died for, is in danger of disintegrating.
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