Go Back   Italian Online community - Italian forum > General Topics > Barzellette: Jokes

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 03-31-2009, 06:01 PM
Villa's Avatar
Noted Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: California
Posts: 2,654
Thanks: 793
Thanked 877 Times in 591 Posts
Default Go Jesus go! Per l'Amore del Dio!!!

Grandma's letter.

She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.

She writes:

Dear Granddaughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling
particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,

"For the love of God!" "Per l'Amore del Dio!"

'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Last edited by Villa; 03-31-2009 at 06:05 PM.
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Villa For This Useful Post:
frank tarsitano (03-31-2009)
  #2  
Old 03-31-2009, 06:50 PM
Noted Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Egypt, Cairo
Posts: 312
Thanks: 138
Thanked 61 Times in 46 Posts
Default Re: Go Jesus go! Per l'Amore del Dio!!!

there is only one explanation: the grandson was high on drugs LOoOoOL
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 03-31-2009, 07:04 PM
JoeItalia7's Avatar
Noted Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Chicago, IL, USA
Posts: 750
Thanks: 173
Thanked 159 Times in 112 Posts
Default Re: Go Jesus go! Per l'Amore del Dio!!!

Get an avatar so i can throw tomatoes at you!
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 03-31-2009, 08:11 PM
Zidanie5's Avatar
Noted Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Naples, Italy - or near Benevento
Posts: 1,112
Thanks: 115
Thanked 355 Times in 270 Posts
Send a message via MSN to Zidanie5 Send a message via Yahoo to Zidanie5
Default Re: Go Jesus go! Per l'Amore del Dio!!!

Very funny Villa
__________________
Cvava sero po tuti i kerava iek sano ot mori
[§ In haunted attics §]
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 03-31-2009, 08:14 PM
tangobunny's Avatar
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Connecticut USA
Posts: 212
Thanks: 90
Thanked 50 Times in 41 Posts
Default Re: Go Jesus go! Per l'Amore del Dio!!!

Uh-huh! Cute.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 03-31-2009, 08:58 PM
Esther's Avatar
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Florida USA
Posts: 90
Thanks: 19
Thanked 14 Times in 11 Posts
Default Re: Go Jesus go! Per l'Amore del Dio!!!

WOW ! lol. who knew Villa had such a sense of humor ????
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 03-31-2009, 09:17 PM
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 526
Blog Entries: 41
Thanks: 167
Thanked 88 Times in 73 Posts
Default Re: Go Jesus go! Per l'Amore del Dio!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Esther View Post
WOW ! lol. who knew Villa had such a sense of humor ????
Yes Esther... just imagine when he joins me in Calabria after a glass of "vino scuro", Villa will return to Burbank California and open up a comedy shop telling Italian English jokes!
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 03-31-2009, 09:22 PM
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 526
Blog Entries: 41
Thanks: 167
Thanked 88 Times in 73 Posts
Default Re: Go Jesus go! Per l'Amore del Dio!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Villa View Post
Grandma's letter.

She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.

She writes:

Dear Granddaughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling
particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,

"For the love of God!" "Per l'Amore del Dio!"

'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
good one David..se forte..but still an asshole "nip & tuck" yourself to death in California. Villa what's happening on the border of Mexico.."subito va la" ..get over there and help out with the spanish translations!
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 03-31-2009, 09:22 PM
JoeItalia7's Avatar
Noted Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Chicago, IL, USA
Posts: 750
Thanks: 173
Thanked 159 Times in 112 Posts
Default Re: Go Jesus go! Per l'Amore del Dio!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by frank tarsitano View Post
Yes Esther... just imagine when he joins me in Calabria after a glass of "vino scuro", Villa will return to Burbank California and open up a comedy shop telling Italian English jokes!
Maybe you'll convert him to a republican.......kidding!
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to JoeItalia7 For This Useful Post:
frank tarsitano (03-31-2009)
  #10  
Old 03-31-2009, 09:27 PM
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 526
Blog Entries: 41
Thanks: 167
Thanked 88 Times in 73 Posts
Default Re: Go Jesus go! Per l'Amore del Dio!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeItalia7 View Post
Maybe you'll convert him to a republican.......kidding!
yes joe.. when he comes back from Calabria he will be a republican otherwise he never have a shot at making love with Ann Coulter or Sarah Palin.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Esiste una sola vera religione? Villa Italiano - Advanced 2 02-22-2009 04:11 AM
Spiritual Climate in Italy Twila Cultura: Culture 24 12-09-2008 07:46 AM
El Hombre de Libertad (Man of Liberty) Rambo Parliamone: General Discussions 3 06-29-2008 12:55 PM
"This myth of Jesus has served us well!" Pope Leo X Villa News Comments: Controversial Issues 6 01-23-2008 09:33 PM
the Holy Christmas in Italy fulvio Cultura: Culture 9 12-20-2007 07:46 PM