Italian Tomato Garden:

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love you,Vinnie

Very nice joke. Do you have more like that? Regards

great joke

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Nouran
You are from an arab country if I remember correctly- There is also the version on Arabs ( same Joke ):

The Advantage of Being an ARAB

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years.
One day, he decided that he would love to plant some herbs in his garden,
but he knew he was alone and too old and weak.
His son was in college in Paris, so the old man sent him an e-mail explaining the problem:
“Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can’t plant any herbs in my garden.
I am sure, if only you were here, that you would help me and dig up the garden for me.
I love you, your father.”
The following day, the old man received a response e-mail from his son:
“Beloved father, please don’t touch the garden. That is where I have hidden ‘THE THING.’
I love you, too, Ahmed.”
At 4am the FBI and the Rangers visited the house of the old man and took the whole garden apart,
searching every inch. But they couldn’t find anything.
Disappointed, they left the house.
The next day, the old man received another e-mail from his son:
“Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your herbs.
That is all I could do for you from here. Your loving son, Ahmed”

hahahaaaa I bet you this joke actualy happened in reality

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hahahahahahaaa
LoooLz
very funny

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