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Old 06-08-2009, 03:36 AM
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Default Finally a definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can re

Finally,
a definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:

Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer:
Princess
Diana's
death.

Question:
Why?

Answer :

An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend


crashes
in a French tunnel,
driving a




German
car




with a
Dutch engine,




driven
by a Belgian




who was
drunk




on
Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),




followed
closely by




Italian
Paparazzi,




on
Japanese motorcycles;




treated
by an American doctor,
using




Brazilian
medicines.




This is
sent to you by




a,

Canadian




using
Bill Gates's technology,




and
you're probably reading
this on a computer,




that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and

a




Korean
monitor,




assembled
by




Bangladeshi
workers




in a
Singapore plant,




transported
by Indian

truck drivers,





unloaded by
American longshoremen,


.

.

.

.

.

That, my friends,
is Globalization
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Old 06-25-2009, 04:44 AM
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Default Re: Finally a definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now ca

hahahahahahaaa
i've heard something like that in arabic -with a slight change-
but i didn't know u r canadian, Villa
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