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Old 11-16-2007, 05:53 AM
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The European definition of heaven?
The French are the chefs
The Italians are the lovers
The British are the policemen
The Swiss are the bankers
The Germans are the mechanics

European definition of hell?
The British are the cooks
The Swiss are the lovers
The Germans are the policemen
The French are the bankers
The Italians are the mechanics


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Old 11-16-2007, 04:18 PM
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PERFECT Just so perfect.........
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:18 AM
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other international definition
Heaven:
to live in an old english mansion
to have a chinese cook
to marry a japanese woman
to have an american wage
Hell:
to live in a paper japanese house
to have an english cook
an american wife
with a chinese salary
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That's a good one!

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NOt so funny is the fact that the germans managed to do with a pen what they never could do with the "sword"
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