There is this guy who has a 25 inch penis. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his penis smaller because it is just too big.

She tells him to go into the woods and there he will find a frog; he is to ask it to marry him. If the frog says no, his penis will shrink 5 inches.

He goes into the woods and finds the frog. He asks "Frog, will you marry me?"
The frog says "no" And his peter shrinks five inches. The guys thinks to himself, "Wow, that was pretty cool but it's still too big."

So he goes back to the frog and again asks the frog: "Frog, will you marry me?"
Frog: "No, I won't marry you."

The guys penis shrinks another five inches. But that's still 15 inches and he thinks his chop is yet just a little bit too big; 10 inches would be just great. He goes back to the frog and asks: "Frog, will you marry me?"

Frog: How many times do I have to tell you NO, NO, NO!!!