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Old 02-20-2009, 02:02 PM
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Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" says the first. "It's very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How did you die?" says the second. "I had a heart attack", says the first guy. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "that's so ironic" he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
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Old 02-20-2009, 08:05 PM
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afraga8, Se non sbaglio wasn't that you that mentioned one time you had relatives
from Argentina of Italian origin? Tu padre o nonno o qualche cosa cosi. Io non sono
sicuro che sia Lei o no. Ne voglio sapere di pił. Credo che tu sia un tipo che sa
parlare di tutto. Non e vero?

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afraga8, Se non sbaglio wasn't that you that mentioned one time you had relatives
from Argentina of Italian origin? Tu padre o nonno o qualche cosa cosi. Io non sono
sicuro che sia Lei o no. Ne voglio sapere di pił. Credo che tu sia un tipo che sa
parlare di tutto. Non e vero?

L'ho fatto entrare in contatto con uno Fragapane a Buenos Aires, ma egli non era in grado di aiutarmi a trovare i miei parenti. A 82, sono colpiti solo con la mia ignoranza e sono ben consapevole dei miei limiti.
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:12 PM
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Cute joke! Now that's more like it!
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Cute joke! Now that's more like it!
Yes, I agree.
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