When I went to lunch today, I noticed this elderly man about
75-80 years old sitting on a bench near the shopping center
and he was sobbing his eyes out.

I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said: "I have a
22 year old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning
and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit
and freshly ground brewed coffee."

I said: "Well, then why are you crying?"

He said, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my
favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the
afternoon."

I said: "Well, so why are you crying?"

He said: "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine
and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until
2:00 a.m."

I said: "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
He said: "I can't remember where I live."

Me ne ricorderò per tutta la vita!

thanks for the laugh. Just spent last 3 hours on staging reports for real estate company and was blurry eyed.
Suzan

Prego Suz.

Potete togliermi una curiosità? Tu parli e studi l'italiano?