E' morto Saddam Hussein. Pare che si sia spaventato quando un suo amico gli ha fatto per scherzo... "BUSH".

Saddam Hussein died. It seems he got scared when a friend of him yelled as a joke ..."BUSH"

Mia moglie mi ha detto che sono un comico completo. Anche a letto.
My wife told me I am a complete comedian. Even in bed.

Qualche cosa di profondo!! "a pearl of wisdom"!!

Dio da la giovinezza a quelli che sorridono.
Il tempo passa e con il tempo passa la giovinezza.
Ma il sorriso rimane e Dio ci permette di rimanere giovani.

God gives youth to the one who smile.
Time goes by as well as youth.
But the smile remains and hence God allows us to remain young.

This is Buddhist (questa e' buddista):

Se un orso urta una pietra o una pietra urta un un orso...chi ci rimette e' sempre l'orso.

If a bear hits a rock or if the rock hits a bear the one who gets hurt is always the bear.

Quest' estate faceva cosi caldo a Roma che mi sudavano i denti!
This summer in Rome was so hot that my teeth started swetting!

Last one for the day:

Scienza Moderna:
1) Se e' Verde e si muove e' biologia.
2) Se puzza e' chimica.
3) Se non funziona e' fisica.

1) If its green and moves its biology.
2) if its stinks its chemistry.
3) If it doesn't work its physics.

Una pipa da al saggio il tempo per riflettere e all'idiota qualcosa da mettere in bocca.
A pipe gives the sage the time to ponder and to the idiot something to hold in his mouth.


Il saggio punta il dito verso la luna. L'imbecille guarda il dito.
The sage poits his finger at the moon. The fool looks at the finger.

La matematica e' l'afabeto con la quale Dio scrisse l'universo!
Mathematic is the way God wrote the universe.

L' uso del telefono e' broibito ai sordi.
The use of the telephone is prohibited to the deaf!!

Mi presti una teglia??
Perche'
Non mi entra il gatto nel tostapane!

Could you lend me the pan??
Why??
The cat doesnt fit in the toaster!!

It's funny, I have lots of similiar concepts in my book, like I said Paolo we think alike

I non sposati sono piu' magri perche' praticano la dieta dello scapolo: si mangia solo la meta' delle cose che si cucinano perche' l'altra meta' rimane attaccata alla padella.

Unmarried men are thinner since they follow the single man diet: You eat only 1/2 of what you cook since the other half remains attached to the cooking pot.

Three bats got together and made a contest of who is going to suck more blood.
The first one goes out and comes back with his face drenched with blood.
Bat n.2: " Wow!! Where did you go??"
Bat n.1: "See that tree over there right around it I found a hospital and I sucked blood from the patients, doctors etc."
Bat n.2 flies out and comes back with his body half way drenched with blood.
Bat n.3: "Where did you go??"
Bat n. 2: "Well I found a school, right around that tree, and believe me that was excellent!!"
Bat n3 goes out and comes back fully drenched of blood.
Bat n.1: "Our compliments!! Where did you go??"
Bat n.3: "See that tree?? I got it right in the middle!!"